That pretty much sums it up.

Anyway, I need an experts' advice on this because I'm getting kinda scared. 2 days ago i be ok , haven't eaten anything all day lately bits , till my mom made some pancakes. i couldn't eat them without honey so i got some surplus honey (few months old) and ate them with it. from my personal knowledge I know that honey doesn't alter but rather preserves for a long length of time. I don't know if this is the cause but later that evening I started having abdominal affliction in my lower region (below the bellybutton) and that region was also very sensitive to pressure. respectively time I put a bit of pressure on it would jut hurt like hell like a bunch of needels sticking into my intestines. I slept for a bit, when I woke up it was still hurting on pressure solely. The next day I felt abdominal discomfort, and I also feel constipated. Weird because later that evening I had painful diarrhea, my tummy hurt so much I almost threw up. Then another sensation of constipation, and after that another watery dump. But always short, I feel that i can't capture it all out though it's all watery. Still alike today, watery but constipated at the same time and also have gas, I push my lower region and I can hear it almost approaching a roar. Im kinda scared it's a first for me.

What do these symptoms tell you? What do I have? Is constipation compatible near watery feces? Please answer
Answers:    Absolutely. There is a such a thing as "overflow diarrhoea" where you are constipated (which is cause the tummy pain), but the diarrhoea flows around the blockage. You might need to get a medication that will soften it up and give a hand it get out. I am sure you will feel much better after that.

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