Banana up my rectum...?
Please don't make comments like "How'd/why'd you do that?!" but long story short. I be playing with someone and...I have some banana contained by me. /: Not the peel but the banana.
Will this harm me? I don't want to walk to the hospital.
Answer: Nope. It will just come out with regular stuff that comes out..
Yes this will damage you as the Banana is blocking your back passage (waste). Two option are:
A) Wait until you feel like doing # 2 (loo). To expedite you visit the loo, take some laxative... this in turn will push the banana out.
B) Go to your local hospital. There isn't any leading surgery involved.
Pls don't try to forcefully take the banana out yourself as you may damage your rectum..
Playing near someone, wtf kinda game is that?
& did you try crapping it out?
Eh food comes out I think it's fine. & will come out eventually. If you see no sign for a week that's when you dance to the hospital.
Wow. You must be one interesting person.
& it's pretty g(a)y to have stuff up your ***. If you wallow in that a lot just date men..
Take a laxative or use like mad of lube to get it out.
This could be potentially serious.
Sorry about what happen ):
But a banana is so soft that it is probably mashed up by now.
Or at most minuscule dissolved, somewhat..
Best answer I can give you right now is to make a contribution your local 24 hour Pharmacy and ask them for the answer. They should be able to recommend something for you.
The absolute best answer would be to stir to the ER, but that's not an option for you right?.
No why would it? Duh! if a penis won't harm you why would a banana? walk sit in the toilet and push as hard as you can. What go in must come out. Good Luck! Wow. Just. Wow.
If it hurts, youll have to shift see a doctor.
Don't worry, bananas are mushy though, so itll come out easy. If it doesnt, dance see a doctor..
Give it some time, a few hrs., and see if it will come out with a bowel movement. If it doesn't and if you start feeling unwell then you will need to see a doctor. Bananas are tremendously soft. You will pass it the next time you walk #2. There will be no harmful effects.
Next time, try putting it in a condom? Or not using produce contained by your sexual endeavors at all?.
wtf.!
thats some creepy ****!
can i please ask How'd/why'd you do that?!!
dayummm thats crazy
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you'll be fine, just subsequent time use a condom so it wont get cut.
this just make me remember an old Filipino anecdote about jackfruit and durian..
Have you see jackass? This guy put a car up his rectum I think it in recent times came out with his poo. If throbbing persists or you notice anything atypical down there go speak to your doctor. HOW'S, WHY'D YOU DO THAT??!? LOL IF IT DOESN'T HARM AN ASIAN GIRL WHEN SHE GETS IT FROM A 7FOOT TALL BLACK GUY, THEN YOUR OKIE DOKIE.
simply let it stay there..it'll come out eventually...
if you can guzzle a banana, then you can put one in your body elsewhere and it won't hurt you... no question asked. it should come out with your next poop. shouldnt mar considering that poop is old food and waste. for sanctuary sake just dont do it again
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JUST GO SH**! won't it come out when you poo? or it will act as a cork and plug you up.jk!
but seriosuly i chew over it might come out when you poo..
No - you should be fine although i wont be because my mind is scarred forever...it should be fine after a bowel movement
let me ask you this: be it worth it?.
It should all come out when you have your subsequent bowel movement. It won't harm you. I mean, its within the area where the consume is stored, you'll poop it out sooner or later..
You're gonna have to stir potty sometime... When you do, you'll just smell some banana, too! No, you don't need to turn to hospital, you will poo it out.
But how on earth... ??.
Swallow your pride and go to the doc. This is gonna bring you some serious problems. Ohhhh nooo!.
This has got to be a ploy, lol. If you're serious, no it should not harm you. It will come out eventually Uh, go poo..
LOL that is to say funny im sorry No just use a suppository and it will come out..or take a laxative it won't hurt you though potassium is honest for you~.
I don't even want to know dude... uhhh, poop it out, or buy an over the counter enema kit..
so there's a banana up your butt? wouldn't it come out?