How can i break my elbow?
like, in the house, or freshly, by myself.
i have a REALLY good root
and, no matter what any of you people utter, I'm going to do it!
but, i was wondering if anyone knew of any fast/easy ways of doing it!
so, please.
and no stupid answers!
and please no answers in the order of me getting help and go see a doctor and stuff.
because i know!
x
Answer: put your arm on the table so your elbow is facing up grasp somthing heavy and drop it on your arm.
No stupid answers? I'm so tempted to read aloud 'If you ask a stupid question...' Oh look I just did.
There is no really polite reason to break your elbow.
You are obviously trying to avoid something or dream up that this is the best solution to a situation. And you are right if you have made up your mind, no one can truly stop you.
I can't recommend any fast/easy ways - all the ones I know are difficult and painful..
Why not a stupid answer? It would dance so well with a stupid cross-question. Are you trying to get revenge on someone? Or get their attention, or sympathy? This is not a polite way to do that, you know.
And you realize that this will be INCREDIBLY painful, don't you? And that you may be risking the proper function of your arm for the rest of your time? What happens if a chunk of broken, jagged bone severs a gall, and your arm is paralized for the rest of your life? What happens if that bone cuts a capillary or artery, and you bleed to death?
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My mom broke both of hers by climbing up a pear tree to pick fruit and falling out of it onto our porch and landing on both of her elbows...
Can't imagine why anyone would want to do that though, she couldn't even wipe her own bottom for weeks, consent to alone dress herself!.
The world is really weird. Normally if people are within pain, they ask for help. But those who are fine are asking for trouble. Really stupid. Dont you enjoy anything better to do? Hey are you CRAZY??
Anyway if u want to harm yourself(I don't know the reason why) why don't you jump down off stairs or fall while skatboarding(if u own one)..I saw it on VIDEO ZONKERS!
HAHAHAHAHA.
I can't imagine why anyone would want to break their elbow or any other bone. NO REASON COULD BE GOOD ENOUGH.
What do you hope to achive from this other than excruiating misery. Are you kidding me? There is no pain resembling bone pain. I think possibly you should check into seeing a shrink, because I think your problem may be deeper than you think!.
u know the wall . _| <--- its close to this right? use ur elbow and smash it on the sharp point . if u dun fear pain .
i hope this is not a stupid answer >< plummet off a trampoline and land next to your arm on the ground first and it should break backwards.
oh.my.word
try smashing it against a doorframe?
hahahaa
what a weird question..
youre an idiot. no ask about it. Ive broken many bones within my life and I would NEVER do it on purpose. seize a life