I have tried laxatives,stool sofenters,and even an enema-I haven't gone in 17 days!! my final alternative is having my girlfriend take the plunger and use it resembling you're trying to unclog the toilet-what should I do?
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Sensitive Skin, Hurting Kidney?

After 17 days your colon must be full of rock hard compacted waste that will not budge so you might requirement some medical help before it is too delayed.

Once your problem has been overcome next to medical help you will have to augment your diet.

Red meat and eggs are probably the worst foods for clogging you up.

What you need is plenty of fiber that you can get from bread, cereal, muesli and pasta and plenty of roughage that you can get from plenty of fruit and vegetables that also give you plenty of fiber as all right.

Drinking plenty of water in between meal also helps.

Constipation is the perfect recipe for colon cancer. People who are regular and that finances at least once a day are much smaller quantity likely to get colon cancer than inhabitants like yourself who are headed for colon cancer unless you can overcome your problem which may require an extensive review of your diet.

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Why am I so tired/energy-less during the morning?

I THOUGHT MEN COULD HAVE A BOWEL MOVEMENT ON THE DROP OF A DIME, THAT IS WHY I AM SO ENVIOUS WHEN IT COMES TO THAT BECAUSE WOMEN USUALLY HAVE MORE DIFFICULTIES IN THAT AREA, OR MAYBE I JUST DO!! LET'S SEE, HMMM! HAVE YOU TRIED SITTING ON THE TOILET AND READING A MAGAZINE OR SMOKING A CIGARETTE(IF YOU SMOKE) THAT HAS WORKED FOR ME IN THE PAST WHEN I HAVE EXHAUSTED ALL OTHER AVENUES YOU HAVE TRIED.DON'T PUSH TOO HARD THOUGH, THIS WILL CAUSE HEMORRHOIDS AND THATS A WHOLE OTHER PAIN IN THE ***, SO TO SPEAK! THE PLUNGER MAY BE TOO MUCH, BECAUSE YOU MAY HAVE TO PUT YOUR INTESTINES BACK IN. HAVE YOUR GIRLFRIEND TAKE SOME VASELINE AND PUT IT ON HER FINGER AND JUST DIG IT OUT!THEN PUSH A LITTLE AND REPEAT THE PROCESS OVER AND OVER UNTILL IT COMES OUT!GOOD LUCK!

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How can I facilitate him seize through this. . .?

munch through prunes ummm if that does not work go to the hospital they will give you pills if that doesn't work they'll shove a tube up your bum and suck adjectives the poo out trust me I'm not joking this is a painful and bloody procedure

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Weird reaction after a plane ride.?

Sicko...It is probably the anguish meds freezing up your pipeline. Do what I do. I use Miralax everyday and Colace stool softeners. It really works. My doc recommended the two.
Hope your pipeline becomes unclogged.

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You call for to go to the doc. and get checked out. you may hold a blockage in your intestines causing you to not be capable of go.

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I be have an knees problem for just about i read aloud 6 mouth my knees come out place next gose put money on within by it self.?

You should have gone to the DR along time ago. I have a friend die from the same thing.

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17 days omg,carry to your dr. sounds like your impacted,

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you need to want attention asap

impaction can be deadly.

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Blood when wipe.?

Prunes, Prunes and more Prunes

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Drinking any water by haphazard?

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go to the doctors!! asap

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