what are some interesting things to tell people when they ask how i broke my arm?
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My 3 year mature daughter fell today. Should I be concerned if...?

Except, adjectives you want is attention. Thinking your cool by saying you broke your arm skiing or whatever. Breaking your arm isn't cool, sorry to describe you. Just talk to people.. don't try.

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What do you reckon is wrong next to my foot?

It get caught in a rock while you were rock climbing and as you wiggle free , you tripped and the rock rolled on your arm and broke it .

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How can I breed an ear infection stop hurting so feebly? Advil isn't working...?

you fell off your roof
you were combat with your brother/sister and you fell into a coffee table
you got attacked my a dog
someone pushed you out of a moving sports car

:) : ) :) :) :) :)

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How do I relieve my put money on anguish?

That you were bungy jumping you hit a pole surrounded by the air and then Hit a rock And broke your arm

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Back twinge and abdominal spasm?

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I constantly sweat. I'm not hot any time. I'm usually cold. No concern how much deoterant I use, i sweat.
Can an impending earthquake trigger migraine headache within some family?
Weird headache?

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