This is what is most likly wrong with me. How do i make it better?

Sprains are injuries to ligaments, which are the fibers that hold bones and muscles together at joint. These tissues may be injured when joints are overstretched or move in an out of the ordinary direction. Sprains typically cause pain and swelling, which will be worse next to more severe injuries.
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Peeing every 2hrs or smaller number?

Keeping it immobile and elevated as much as possible will help, use a sling if necessary. Throw an rime pack in the sling and place it against the area that hurts, rime it 2-3x a day and take an anti-inflammatory such as Ibuprofen. Your best bet at this point is proper rest.

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My Jaw is locked and I requirement support...?

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